sandpaper glove

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

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Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

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hot gloving

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.

Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.

by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

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Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

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Comfort Glove

In isolation wards where patients die alone, nurses fill rubber gloves full of hot doctor spunk, to simulate comfort.

As Grandma Trisha took her last dying breathes, a nurse lovingly attached a warm comfort glove to her ancient outstretched hand.

by Herbert Schweffe April 10, 2021

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A very crazy girl with a big heart. She possesses some kind of manipulative power on people. She enjoys good company,food,and can be very lazy.

She's also freaking hot!! She radiates with Good vibes. She keeps a small circle of real friends that makes her appear hostile, but when she opens up to you, it'll be worth it.
She has an obsession with shoes and is great fun at the club. She may be a little melodramatic at times, and a great cook.
She's a good dancer, and will make a great mother with her hella kick ass attitude
She's the perfect girlfriend.

Anyone who's got a Glorie should keep her.
That guy's girlfriend is a Glorie, you should see her move.
Have you seen that new girl, what a Glorie.

by Smiling rainbow September 16, 2018

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