Glarfl

The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.

Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!

by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019

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glorglesnart

The sound that occurs when you queef after sex and all of the cum flies out.

“Wow Kim, I heard the glorglesnart, I guess you won’t get pregnant.”

by Queefasaurus rex December 8, 2022

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Llama, llama (uh)
Red pajama
Reads a story with who?
With his mama! (hey!)
Mama kisses (what)
Baby hair
Mama llama goes all the way downstairs (ayy!)

Llama llama (what?)
Red pajama
Feels alone with who?
Without his mama (ayy!)

Baby llama
It wants a drink
Mama's at the kitchen (what?)
The kitchen sink

I'm talkin'

Llama llama (what)
Red pajama (what)
Calls down to (uhh)
Mama llama (ayy)
Mama says she'll be up soon
Be up soon (soon!)
Baby llama hums a tune
Hums a tune (tune!)

Llama llama
Red pajama
Waitin' waitin'
What's he waitin' fo'?
Waitin' fo' his mama!
Mama isn't comin' yet
Comin' yet (yet)
Baby llama starts to fret
Starts to fret! (fret)
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Llama llama
Red pajama
Whimpers softly fo' his mama
Mama, what'ya doin'?
Cause I hear her on the phone
Llama starts to moan
What'ya wanna do
I play that mama goin' home!

Llama llama red pajama
Listens kinda quiet
Fo' his mama
What that llama doin'?
He's boo-hooin'!
And hooin'
And I'm scewin'
Im takin' it to adult version
What'ya doin'?!
Ruined ruined ruined!

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by 444._mimii March 25, 2023

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glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.

Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!

by TJ May 13, 2005

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Glorilla

Glorilla is one of the many female rappers that wouldn’t exist with Nicki Minaj. She recently said in an interview that Nicki Minaj is her biggest inspiration. Glorilla is one hit wonder, thanks cardi b for being featured on her song “Tomorrow 2”. We love seeing 2 small artists supporting each other.

Oh my god! Glorilla really looks like a gorilla

by IceMinaj February 12, 2023

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