glom 

The act of creaming on someones face.

Jim glomed on alex's face... Alex loved every bit of it.

glom by BIG Mikey D September 3, 2006

glom 

An evil world created by those with a mental addiction called gnaetopia

'Ah, the evil glom people are coming to get me!'

glom by holly April 5, 2004

GLOM 

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

GLOM by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

glom 

To throw feeces upon in an agitated manner.

I want to glom on John Kerry's campaign headquarters.

glom by Cheesefart May 13, 2005

GLOM 

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elephants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

GLOM by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

GLOM 

"Goddammit, Love On Me!"

Used when one is in desperation, loneliness, or has feelings for someone who does not reciprocate.

"We did biology homework together until five in the morning. I was like, GLOM!"

GLOM by hellohenriques October 25, 2011

glom 

anyone who does not identify as a cis man (i.e. women, trans people, nonbinary people, etc.)

I have only dated gloms for the last three years, and I'm never going back to cis men.

glom by sissyboi182 January 4, 2020