glom

The act of creaming on someones face.

Jim glomed on alex's face... Alex loved every bit of it.

by BIG Mikey D September 3, 2006

glom

An evil world created by those with a mental addiction called gnaetopia

'Ah, the evil glom people are coming to get me!'

by holly April 5, 2004

GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

glom

To throw feeces upon in an agitated manner.

I want to glom on John Kerry's campaign headquarters.

by Cheesefart May 13, 2005

GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elephants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

GLOM

"Goddammit, Love On Me!"

Used when one is in desperation, loneliness, or has feelings for someone who does not reciprocate.

"We did biology homework together until five in the morning. I was like, GLOM!"

by hellohenriques October 25, 2011

glom

anyone who does not identify as a cis man (i.e. women, trans people, nonbinary people, etc.)

I have only dated gloms for the last three years, and I'm never going back to cis men.

by sissyboi182 January 4, 2020