GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT

Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.

by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 28, 2024

GLOAT

Greatest Liar Of All Time

"Cohen is the GLOAT - Greatest Liar Of All Time. Cohen lied to each and every one of you." -- Trump's Lawyer Todd Blanche, Trump NY Case 5/2024

by hitek vagabond May 29, 2024

gloat fuck

Excesive arrogance;
to gloat without end

When Dave playes poker he's such a gloat fuck!

by Poker Noob October 20, 2010

gloat-meal

A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).

Todd beat me at Halo 3, and he sure loves to eat his Gloat-meal!

by Patrick G. July 20, 2008

gloat fairy

Fascist rude neighbour with a god complex. S.s.s.o.b. Standard Subaru. Sob. Prone to mating with donkey faced pseudo female types. Calmungry boydugikly

Dent head is a real gloat fairy

by belaDonay November 27, 2016

gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.

I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Gloat Goat

An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.

John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."

Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."

by t1234 June 2, 2009