Glorfindel

Elven character in Tolkiens The Lord Of The Rings, who's character was replaced for the film version by Arwen (liv tyler). Presumably due to the apparent need for a "hot chick" to boost ticket sales.

by Ash-Li August 21, 2003

GLOAT

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

by GLOAT February 15, 2022

Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

gloathy

A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.

Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.

Guy 2: You probably clogged it!

Guy 1: I sure did

by Gloathy November 12, 2019

Gloof

A grey cat derived from the words 'Grey' and 'Floof' (a common name given to fluffy cats).

Aaaawwweee look its a Gloof!

by Dan Dan the Dictionary Man October 5, 2022

glolf

the act of receiving a blow job while playing mario golf.

hey I totally got a glolfed from susie last night.

by ashtono7 October 16, 2009

Glorfunk

Awesome or sweet. Commonly used as an exclamation.

"I found $20 on the sidewalk yesterday."

"Glorfunk! Buy me a soda!"

by Barbecueanteatr May 2, 2010