glenn

the act of allowing a woman into ones tent and not being rewarded with sexual intercourse

person 1: "hey mate, anything happen with that girl last night?"
person 2: "nah, i pulled a glenn"

by nosex4glenn January 9, 2011

Glenn

Impatient and intolerant person.

"He doesn't wait, he doesn't queue, he doesn't take detours, he doesn't take second opinions and he doesn't take no for an answer; he's a Glenn."

by The OED December 18, 2012

Glenn

A Glenn is a common Irish denominator who has no life and future in front of them.

Oh look, it's a Glenn! I bet you he is gay.

by alpaka34 August 22, 2022

Glenn

the cutest and kindest guy you will ever meet, you would be lucky to date him but he already has a girl. He's also a oso de peluche

Girl: wow ken, i wish you were a glenn
boy: *dies*

by musicgoddess21 October 30, 2019

Glenn

a short, mean spirited pessimistic man who is extremely abrasive.

Everybody was in good spirits at work until a Glenn showed up.

by turdtsunami December 31, 2011

Glenn

A poop. Often used when referring to a dog's poop, but is just as effective when talking about anyone's poop.

Watch out, Max took a Glenn behind the patio.

by MColbo September 25, 2018

Glenn

He’s the guy who’s always there, whether you really wanted him there or not. He’s like a dad and he’s always there for you. He’s humble at what he does but still there to teach you. He’s pretty mature and can take a lot of shit but don’t push him. And don’t hurt any of his children because you can’t stand the unbridled rage of this man.

Man Glenn’s always there for me

by mrcarollmrscottmramesglenn November 18, 2019