Office Gash

A female aged 20-30, in an attempt to look business like wears a pencil skirt, high heels, and tight fitting shirt. Generally strut about on their lunch hour looking important but we all know they love it in the back door. Office Gash normally ramps up in the summer months for some unknown reason.

John: Jeez!! Dude where have all these women been hiding.

Dave: Tell me about it, the sun really does bring out all the Office Gash!!

by blathman November 30, 2011

grafting gash

the disgusting state of a woman's gash after a hard day's work.

"Hey did you take that bitch back to your place last night?"
"No mate, she had grafting gash"

by ProperGeezer November 7, 2017

gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

gash for cash

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.

Yo girl, gash for cash?

by Kempo May 15, 2006

gash hound

A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)

"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."

by Cosmo October 7, 2007

Gashday

The day between 28th February and 1st March when there is no leap year. A day that exists only for poor youts that were born on the 29th February but after 33 years are still unable to come to terms with it.

Mandem doesn't even have a birthday cos he's born on the 29th Feb. Poor yout. Let's just celebrate his Gashday instead - man needs a special day.

by K Quack March 1, 2018

Kate Gash

Mockney chic with a dazzling veneer, which inevitably turns out to be shite.

"Hey mate, have you seen my new braces? They're brightly coloured!"
"Who the fuck are you"
"Awww... you're right. They're Kate Gash."
"Give me my money"

by jamieoliver January 18, 2008