glastonbury, connecticut

A rich prissy concieted suburb from Hartford, CT so brimming full of puritan wealthy stuffy white folks (its worse than Greenwich). There are 2 people that are not white in the entire town. Everyone owns a nice brand spankin new car at age 15 (before they can drive-so they can break it in). Their high school is 6 times the normal size (just because it can be). They have 12 thousand sports teams (because everyone plays a sport or your nobody) and they all have swimming pools filled with fifties.

There are many snobby, rich white folk that reside in glastonbury, connecticut.

by leonne January 2, 2008

glastonbrie

cheesy substance cultivated in the gusset of festival go-ers pants by day 3 of the event

would you like some glastonbrie with that gorrila salad?

by choreface September 5, 2006

Gladstone

Biggest shithole on earth. Located in Australia people hang out at there local Maccas all night for just a slight bit of fun. Most chicks are sluts most guys are fugly.

Bill: wow look at them babes
Paul: dude there from gladstone
Bill: does that mean they got
Paul: yeast infection... Yep
Bill: ewww

by King Of The Derros June 4, 2010

Joey Gladstone

Originally from the 1980's sitcom, Full House, is now used to describe one whom feeds off another family, ala a parasite, and finds refuge in that hosts basement.

See also Andy Morris, not to be confused with Zach Morris, from another 1980's sitcom, Saved by the Bell.

Awesome Cale, you're gonna be such a Joey Gladstone when you grow up!

by Play Galaga! April 25, 2005

Glastonbury

A high-class suburban area full of preppy white kids wearing polo shirts and uggs who play tennis for fun, yeah that's right, tennis. This town is also associated with the rumors that the locals can turn anyone from any other race into a snobby rich cracker, it's true.

Other nicknames: White-ass town USA, Glastonboring, the caucasian ghetto ect ect

Black guy: hello there maurice, hows it goin?
Fellow black man: dude, did you just get outta glastonbury?

by rockkaz May 29, 2009

gladstone

a type of suitcase with flexible sides and a rigid frame, sometimes called a gladstone bag.

in catcher in the rye, holden packs his stuff into a gladstone

by elizabeth l April 28, 2006

glastonbury

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.

"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"

by Naomi June 27, 2004