Butt Gusting

A. When you laugh so hard you fart.

B. When a fart sounds extremely funny.

I had a good Butt Gusting laugh after I let out a squeaker.

by Jason Henderson Amare April 20, 2013

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

Girting

Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.

''Oh, he's such a good listener!

- No, he's not! He's just girting. He doesnt give a fu*k!"

by littlekidlover January 11, 2014

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

re-re-gifting

when someone is such a ree-ree they re-gift to the same person they got the gift from.

Kelly:Here you go Rachel! *hands her a present*
Rachel: Uhm, thanks?

*later*
Rachel: Kelly totally gave me what I got her last year!
Tiffany: When will she learn to stop re-re-gifting?

by ollieollie27 December 28, 2010

indian gifting

(1) regifting unwanted items to other people under the guise of buying them a gift usu. in context of a gift given by jaya; (2) also used to describe the common indian practice of giving genric gifts from the dollar store to anybody and everybody

(1) I am planning on indian gifting the piece of clothing because I strongly dislike it. Everyone knows not to give someone clothing for someone's birthday; I mean it just calls to be indian gifted.
(2) Dude, this is some serious indian gifting! I got a scented tea candle from my evil aunt for my Super Sweet Sixteen!

by Laxshmi Swaminathan April 12, 2008

me-gifting

To buy a gift for another, with the intent of heavily using and possibly overtaking the gift. Named in the spirit of re-gifting.

Keith: It's impossible to buy for Sara, she's so picky. I figure I'll buy her a dirtbike, and since she hates motorsports, I get a dirtbike.

Conrad: Ah, me-gifting at it's finest.

by Reckoner7 May 30, 2009