Gistory

Telling the short version or the gist of an historical event.

I don't have time to read the history of the Revolutionary War. Just give me the gistory.

by Marcus Aurelius. October 11, 2010

Gister

When one spends an unusually large portion of time with their sister to the point where they are mistaken as a couple. However, the word gister is used with a sexual connotation.

Chris spends so much time with his gister Maddy that I'm pretty sure they are into incest.

by PeterSchwartz July 13, 2017

Gistankus

When a womans pants creep so far up their butt crack that each cheek is well defined. The underwear in this case has no choice but to become stanky. Not necessarily a wedgie but a very close relative.

Damn Dude!!! do you see the gistankus on that broad.

by Vabber January 22, 2004

gistsmith [jist-smith] /dʒɪst/smɪθ/

1.noun- one specially gifted in the craft of reducing words to their true meaning; a teller of truths.

2.verb- to extract the true meaning from a combination of words when these have been muddled by their author.
Origin: 2009, as a compound of 'gist' and 'smith', gistsmith was introduced into the American lexicon as a result of some people‘s inability to make sense. See entymonline.com for more info on 'gist' and 'smith'.

gistsmith jist-smith /dʒɪst/smɪθ/

1.noun- He is a gistsmith.
2.verb- Sophia gistsmithed her way through the senator's speech like it was nobody's business!

Visit www.thegistsmith.blogspot.com for examples of gistsmithing.

by G. Smithy August 24, 2009

gister

One who gets the gist of a subject matter and knows enough to be dangerous with that subject in conversation or writing. One with proven gisting abilities. A gister can participate in conversations with subject experts without getting lost along the way.

Joe is such a gister — those research guys think he really has expertiseness in selective serotonin reuptake inhibition.

If it's complicated and you don't have a lot of time, ask a gister to write it.

by D L Sonders June 9, 2010

Gistis

n. (slang) - Greek God; Someone with high cheekbones and a toned body.

I wish I were a Gistis; then I'd get all the ladies

by CoaHTuta November 27, 2011

gistapo

The clan of Uniformed parking officials - usually traffic wardens who patrol areas like vultures looking for their prey - Joe Public who cant find anywhere to park cos the Gistapo have had double yellows painted everywhere.

Hey mate, you better move ya car - cos its the Gistapo

by stevie-J August 30, 2007