Girthmaxing is the act of making your penis horizontally wider. Smushing your penis on a flat surface over time works best.
by RedHotBiscuits February 25, 2024
Get the girthmaxing mug.Girthmaxing is the act of doing exercises to make your penis more girthy. Some exercises include stretching out the penis horizontally to make it look wider.
by Vulcan69pleaze February 17, 2024
Get the girthmaxing mug.by Penisbaus March 22, 2024
Get the girthmaxxing mug.Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.
by doisptick May 15, 2024
Get the girthmax mug.The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.
Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024
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Get the girthmaxxing mug.Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
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