Girth

The thickness of your dick

I told that girl I had the girth at birth

by Yupgothim June 8, 2016

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.

Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.

by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

by Girthmonster March 20, 2015

Girthgasm

When a woman or gay man has an orgasm primarily due to the girth or the thickness of the penis they're being fucked with filling up their pussy or booty walls and making them feel so full, leading some women to squirt over and over again.

Nicole: Oh my God, it's so good, wow, I feel so full, right there, right there

Shane Diesel: Yeah cum for daddy slut, cum on this fat cock, have a girthgasm and go home and tell your husband, Myers, all about it

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo August 15, 2016

Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.

A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!

by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019