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When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007
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paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.
Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.
by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014
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Wrapping Gifts

Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.
I'm wrapping gifts.
by Emrak December 24, 2008
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corduroy gifts

Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon
Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .
by Radfrad February 5, 2018
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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Grown man gifts

Females giving sexual favors to male
Some women are better at giving grown man gifts than others.

Take your girl out to a farcy dinner and afterwards get some GMG’s
by 1628405735 April 4, 2022
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