The Gift

named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina

Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.

or

Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.

or

One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.

by DeezEnUTees April 17, 2007

No gifts

When a sidehoe wants to do stuff that will make you guys look official

She said "Tell me meet your parents this Christmas". I told her "HOE NO GIFTS"

by AlecMadeIt November 19, 2015

No gifts

When a side chick/hoe wants something or wants you to make a commitment

Dude, she wanted me to intoduce her to my family. NO GIFTS.

by AlecMadeIt November 17, 2015

Gifted

Given or gave, sometimes even lent (This can get confusing, so best to check)
Especially used in South West England

Mark "Did you get that pint I gifted you?"
Chris "Yeah, cheers for that bro"

Jo "Shanti gifted me her vibrator"
Ellen "Does she want it back ?"
Jo "Would you?"

by ShantivaDeva August 15, 2017

gift

Also: G.I.F.T.

See Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.

by The Baron March 27, 2004

GIFT

Guy I'd Femininely Tackle

OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.

by GABS© February 28, 2014

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 07, 2018