Grant's Girlfriend

A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).

Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.

by aguyperson December 28, 2011

Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.

Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.

by BennyKennedy April 4, 2009

miniature giant space hamster

Boo!

In Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, one of the best characters you meet is named Minsc. He's a bit slow... But being a ranger and all, he has a companion, a miniature giant space hamster named Boo. He's... Just a regular hamster.

Boo doesn't want you to quit playing!

by P.K. October 19, 2004

giant sunglass bitch

When a , bitchy, rich entitled woman or teenage girl wears giant dark sunglasses and doesnt take them off when inside (especially when ordering at Starbucks). The sunglass lenses are enormous and cover half her face. The size of the sunglasses is directly proportional to the level of bitchiness. GSB for short. similar to rehab glasses.

Check out the blonde chick over there who cut in line at starbucks and is being rude to the barista. Shes still wearing those huge dark sunglasses! What a giant sunglass bitch.

by dwyooaj September 17, 2012

giant shat

A extreme amount of brown out of your anus

I just took a giant shat in Ryan’s toilet

by Itz._.bruh October 15, 2020

japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021