a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.
"He was so drunk he left a ghetto blaster on the edge of the toilet seat"
Bob:Hey dude Chad Muska's selling his ghetto blaster at the flea market.
Rick:That's sick dude is it a bargain price?
Chad Muska:Yeah man it's a bargain.
A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M
“it’ssomething we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.