a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of
shit; a smear does not qualify as a
ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The
Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.