gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

by Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser August 18, 2008

Gert

Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.

Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class

Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert

Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert

Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert

by Applebutta October 21, 2010

Gert

a cat's anus

-dude look at my cat's fuckin gert
-swaaaat

by golden bear September 17, 2003

gert

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

That guy is such a gert.

by WilliamMines July 27, 2007

gert

(n) A cigarette
(v) to smoke

(n) i'm dying for a gert.
(v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

gert

a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon

get your gert out of my food now, you faggot

by Ben Benett / Sam fisher February 24, 2005

gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"

by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006