gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 12, 2003

Gerp

A brown person. Hindu, Packi, Persian, etc.

That gerp cunt ripped me off.
or
that gerp is a cheap motherfucker.

by D420* January 14, 2010

gerp

lots of money

I got a grip of gerp

by Ptown May 07, 2003

gerp

another meaning for the word "gay."

Max is kinda gerp all the time because of his frog chin.

by Katie Jennings January 01, 2008

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.

Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."

by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020

Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gerp

Slang for oral sex preformed on a male.

"My girlfriend gave me a gerp last night."

by Ychris77 January 08, 2021