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menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more
i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???
by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007
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menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.
Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.
by Fearnoid April 20, 2016
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Kenopause

"Kenopause" Describes a moment in a man's life where they start to be interested in new hobbies they never previously were or starting conversations about mundane activities, including, but not exclusively DIY.

See also "kenergy"

Source taken from an interview with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling about the Barbie movie by Sian Welby to describe someone with a specific type of "ken" energy or "Kenergy" as it is now known, Kenopause is endorsed by the actors who play Barbie and Ken themselves.
"I think Dave is going through the kenopause, his search history on his phone is all mowers"

"Chris now owns 7 BBQs, seems like a classic case of Kenopause"

"Jonny just spent 15 minutes telling me the best way to swing a golf club, I disn't even ask! absolute kenopause behaviour"
by cbfast July 20, 2023
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Creative Menopause

The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.
I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.
by pinball queen September 2, 2009
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Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.
John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot
by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020
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menopause

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause
by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006
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Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks
My mom has menopause
by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020
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