Geesing

When an extremely animated person speaks and emphasizes their words by moving their head rapidly from side to side. This movement is similar to the neck movements of geese when they walk.
The way that woman was yelling and geesing at her man, it looked like an episode of Jerry Springer.
by Finn Gerbang August 31, 2015
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Geese

When a person releases a succession of farts which resemble the sound of a pack of geese flying over.
1. George rattled off several farts in a row and turned to the guy sitting next to him on the subway and said, "did you just hear some geese fly by?"

2. Person 1: Hey man, did you hear those geese fly over!?!

Person 2: Dude, you need to check your pants.

3. Person 1: Ahh, did you just geese?

Person 2: Heck yes I did.
by tsauceman December 03, 2009
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Geese

To be extremely intoxicated on alcohol, marijuana or a mix of both
by aka-it-wasnt-necessary October 05, 2010
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Geese

Geese:
A group of meth addled homeless people who flap their arms and hiss when threatened.

Goose:
A meth addled migratory homeless person who flaps their arms and hisses when threatened.
Those damn Geese keep shitting on my lawn and hissing at me!
by JC... April 14, 2021
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Geese

Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks. They also have teeth on their tongue.
Geese are disgusting and make me want to grab their noodle necks and thrash them around like a ceiling fan until their body falls off. Plz help me kill all geese.
by Bunny Bitch idk May 10, 2021
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geesed

Used by urban youth to perpetuate the shame of a peer who has just been made fun of. I observe it often in my classroom in Oakland, CA.
Damn dogg, he geesed on you! or
OHHHH! You got geesed!
by Mr. Kersh-Oliva November 05, 2004
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geesed

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.
"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."
by Geeser March 21, 2005
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