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Cringe Geezer

A white person who tries desperately hard to be funny but ends up being cringy af.
Bobi: "L0L dude why did you do that it's not even funny you Cringe Geezer!"

Adam: "Lol Joe, CringeGeezerXD!"
by hakz_1 February 26, 2018
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brexit geezer

A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.

He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.

He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.

after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!

and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
James really is a true brexit geezer innit?
by goofy ahh mf December 26, 2022
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Lovely Lovely Geezer

Started by the lovely lovely geezers of Millwall. The term is now used through out the London firms. The "L.L.G" phenomenon has been used as far north as Everton and as far south as an unknown location in France. To be a "L.L.G" you must look the part, designer clobber, baker boy style hat. You must have a wink and smile that can make the lovelyest of birds melt and the naughtyest of blokes want to back hand you for being a "flash cunt". You must be willing to be on film and/or be able to direct/edit and post "L.L.G" video on internet. The "L.L.G" term has been used by legends and vagrants alike. Many have and will try to make it "their" term and they will not succeed.
"oi you see that geezer flipping halal burgers?"

"ya why?"

"hes vermin, lets give him a slap"

"nar mate cant do hes a lovely lovely geezer"
by LLG youth February 19, 2010
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Geezer Pellet

The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.
Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.
by Wyldfox March 14, 2009
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token geezer

“Stop stealing my parents tax money, you token geezer!”
by Shrzpnel June 5, 2018
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Geezer

A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and Barry white. Geezers often acknowledge other geezers by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
Nigel: Alright geezer how much is a can of red stripe
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*

Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
by Sir. SpudLock March 7, 2015
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flock of geezers

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.
That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020
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