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Van Gogh

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
by Bitches1 April 16, 2009
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Van Gogh Syndrome

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker
Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.
by PrincessZeffie February 26, 2008
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Theo van Gogh

A crusader against all the evil, retrogressive aspects of organized religion.
Was killed by an Islamic butcher called Mohammed Boyouri (see goatfucker), because Muslims were afraid Theo would succeed in exposing the evil hoax of Islam.

A friend of the most hated infidel Ayaan Hirsi Ali, with whom he made the short film, Submission, which portrayed the stupidity of Islam and its brutal subjugation of women.

He had responded angrily to the suggestions that he remove his name from the film's credits for security reasons: "If I can't put my name own my own film, in Holland, then Holland isn't Holland any more, and I am not me."

For making the mistake of putting his faith in the freedom in Holland, he was shot 8 times, throat slit, and one of the 2 knives left implanted in his torso had a note pinned to it, chanting death to the West, Jews and Hirsi Ali.

Theo remained true to his self, until his death. But is Holland, Holland any more?
Theo van Gogh was killed by a fanatic Muslim. But we now have a thousand Theos rising up against the marauding tyranny of organized religion.
by theoneverdies June 15, 2007
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googhis

A very dumb, senseless, fucked up piece of shit of a person.
A googhis is commonly ugly and is made fun of a lot.They are usualy mean jackasss. It is also an adjective used to describe something stupid, ugly, or mean.
Look at that googhis drinking lighter fluid.

That kid is so googhis.
by Connor R. June 27, 2006
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goghead

by MrPanda November 25, 2004
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Dirty Van Gogh

The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.
I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.
by Sky & Mel July 28, 2010
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gbgh

GBGH is a common abbreviation for "Go Big or Go Home".
It is used when an individual is going to do something grandiose or extravagant, or when trying to convince a friend to go out.
John: Are we going out tonight?
Peter: Yes! We're getting a table at the club!
John: Woah! GBGH.
by porongous October 15, 2013
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