Gaytarded

one who is not only gay, but retarded as well!

Braden is the most gaytarded boy in the whole world!

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

gaytarded

When something is gay and retarded at the same time.

Brian: OMFG! That was the most gaytarded headshot in the world!

Justin: No, you just suck you noob.

by NightDante666 May 25, 2005

Gaytarded

Gay and retarded

Yo, that's gaytarded

by The Human From Another Planet May 8, 2025

godtarded

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007