Gastromorse

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.

The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.

by Cupcake and Anger March 3, 2017

gastronaut

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.

The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!

by pentozali August 5, 2008

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Gastronomical

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.

The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009

gastrosexual

A term used to describe men who cook, taking the household chore part away from it, and turning it more into a hobby, used to impress friends and prospective partners. More and more, women are finding a partner's ability to cook as important as other attractive features (looks, personality, status, income, etc.)

My friend Pat hosts large dinner parties at least once a month. He makes fancy tapas and serves them with wine he paired himself. What a gastrosexual!

Gordon Ramsay is a gastrosexual.

by tii August 22, 2008

gaystronaut

A term used to describe someone who is out of this world gay.

Chris: I went to the strip club with Evan and he brought a tree-book to read.
Marc: That Evan is gayer than a gaystronaut.

by vanionbb April 1, 2010

GASTROTECHNICS

A gastroenterological (or digestive) event that begins with a rumble and ends with an impressive geyser-like display. This display often manifests as an involuntary projection of gastric contents from either the oral or rectal regions. If gastric matter is expelled rapidly and simultaneously from both regions, this is referred to as the "gastrotechnic grand finale."

"While traveling, I ate a tasty, yet extremely spicy dish. Later on, I realized it only served to light a fuse in my stomach which resulted in some colorful gastrotechnics.

by koleena February 4, 2010