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A term describing a gay male who feels he (or any other gay in the vicinity) needs to lose a few pounds to meet the unrealistic standards of gay culture, despite the fact that they'd be considered skinny/athletic/lean by straight standards.
Gay 1: Oooh, he's hot.

Gay 2: Mmm, I dunno, looks a li'l gaybese to me... you can see ain't got a six-pack under that shirt.

Gay 3: Oh I know him, he's straight.

Gay 2: Oooh, he's hot.
gaybese by TJDoof June 3, 2009
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Used in place of heartbeat sensor in a sentence by enraged Modern Warfare 2 players.
"LITTLE NOOBLETTE WITH GAYBEAT!?!??! COME ON!"
Gaybeat by Ekaven April 13, 2010
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[Gaybers] 

Gayber/gaybers gaybers are people who try to force other people to be gay, this is most commonly found in friend groups. It is a way for gay people to try and FORCE their gayness onto others. Some gay people just think that they can change their friends sexuality because they prefer gay people over straight people, this often also happens in religion.
friend: Hey fred, have you ever considered being gay like me?

fred: No stop being a gaybers, I'm not a gay person, stop trying to force your sexuality on me
[Gaybers] by Hemllock October 11, 2018

gaytetsurou 

A PERSON WHO IS COOL, KIND, NICE, TERRIFIC, STUNNUNG, MARVELOUS, AWESOME, PHENOMENAL, PERFECT, STELLAR, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE AND IN GENERAL A GREAT PERSON WHOS BETTER THAN THE WORLD! ALSO WAY COOLER THAN ME (≧∇≦) THEY ALSO ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE\(^o^)
Person: "Who is gaytetsurou?"

Yamastan: "the coolest person"
gaytetsurou by Sage (^o^)/ January 13, 2022
a homosexual who can have sex for many hours without feeling the strain or getting tired like some sort of machine.
Steve: "Yeah so I was having sex with Jason last night and my god he had a boner for hours, we didn't stop. He was like some sort of gaybot."
gaybot by cannietellye October 9, 2005
another gabe newell nickname used by YTPMVers
i can be reached at gayben@valvesoftware.com
gayben by SirChana July 25, 2011
A flamboyantly gay male with no personality or soul, kinda like a Ginger
That gaybot is dancing with four fat chicks.
Ryan is such a gaybot, all he does is regurgitate Glee quotes.
OMG, that gaybot is obsessed with Lady Gaga.
Gaybot by Johnny m.d. November 12, 2010