gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

gattoring

Sort of a dance in the late 1960s and early 1970s. It is when a person, man or woman, goes on the dance floor, usually lays down but not always. Once in "position", they go freaking nuts and move around a lot, often flailing legs and arms in all directions. It often requires being very drunk to do it well.

One of my fraternity brothers was the absolute best at "gattoring”. He went total bonkers!

by Panchoman December 7, 2006

Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

To Gastonisize
Gastonisized
Gastonisizing

Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.

by Eekmin September 13, 2014

Gastonia

A level 6 slur in the Dinopedia Wiki. It means to call someone horny.

Dinopedian: SHUT UP, YOU GASTONIA!
(everyone gasps)
Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?

by David(BFDI) August 2, 2023

gaytonism

a cuck old from brasil who fell in love with a girl from call center.but she luvs another man not him

gaytonism of cuckold life

by Xyzboy September 19, 2023

Gaztonite

A person who listens to everything said by Gaztons AKA GaztonsCommand, a greek-american Minecraft player of jewish ethnicity who owns the Minecraft server Crusalis.

"Whoever likes Crusalis is a gaztonite!!!!"
"Oh, you're a gaztonite? *BLOCKED*"

by WallachianChud October 2, 2023

Gantonio

Gay ass person who is Antonio JR

Look at him Antonio he is Gantonio

by NotGony December 26, 2018