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scrot-gargler

also scroat-gargler

Noun.

A person who is so utterly pathetic that they just occupy space but have no purpose in life. Although one would infer from the name that their job would be to gargle my balls, the truth is, they would not even be good at that.
That self centered douchebag troll is such a scrot-gargler. What a waste of space. I wish he would fucking die.
by superman75 May 15, 2014
mugGet the scrot-garglermug.

scrotum gargler

A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.
That ho paris hilton is such a scrotum gargler they need to just put her down like a sick animal.
by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007
mugGet the scrotum garglermug.

marble gargler

someone who performs fellatio. as an insult, similar to "cocksucker". another way of calling a dude gay.
"hey, dude"

"hey, what's up, marble gargler"
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
mugGet the marble garglermug.

sack gargler

that tramp sure is a sack gargler!
by beecar September 6, 2006
mugGet the sack garglermug.

Shum Gargler

Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)
Whenever that MILF gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
mugGet the Shum Garglermug.

[cum gargler]

when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substance in your mouth and throat.
by mike huntttttttttttttttttt October 10, 2008
mugGet the [cum gargler]mug.

cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get
"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."
by Steven February 26, 2005
mugGet the cock garglermug.

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