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Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
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Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.
After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.
by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010
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garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.
“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”
by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019
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luke gardiner

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner
by Owl3232 September 27, 2013
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plants vs zombies garden warfare

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8
Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.
by I AM M8 August 30, 2015
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Garden Tools

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.
by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016
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gandon

A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic Expansion of the Turkish language. The word is frequently used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.

Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."

Reporter: "President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
Erdogom: "Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon."
by tremsatkes818 March 13, 2023
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