A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter
by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022
Get the Garden State Snorter mug.A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
by Hofesh November 14, 2011
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Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
by vennyweenny September 24, 2023
Get the Mexican Gardener mug.1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
by Bob December 20, 2004
Get the Garden Gnome mug.When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.
When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.
2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010
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1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."
Guy 2: " Sweet."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."
Guy 2: " Sweet."
by Croy33 March 9, 2017
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