Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

Gracie

Gracie Hauser. Man is she precious, she's loyal, caring, kind, funny, and gorgeous asf. When you lose a Gracie. I mean, what's your purpose in life now? Gracie may be a depressed insecure and awkward person at times. But she'll smile for you even when she doesn't want to. She'll look after you even when she's hurting inside. Gracie is such an amazing person. She deserves the universe.

You need a Gracie in your life man.

by Jace j. September 6, 2020

garfielf

the derp version of garfield

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?

by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017

Garfield Kart

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."

Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.

by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018

Garcello

a cool dude from an fnf mod made by atsuover thats really sad and the second song is a vibe.

yo bruh i really like the garcello mod although its really sad

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by s o m e r a n d o m d u d e May 24, 2021

Gracie

Is simply a burst of sunshine on a cloudy day. Communication is a little slack to start with but once the ball is rolling she can talk for hours. She wears glasses for aesthetic purposes. She is trustworthy and not afraid to put her opinion across even if shes wrong, which is often. She's had to face struggles in her life but nothing can dim her light. Like the ocean she is beautiful to watch; but dangerous to mess with. She is clumsy, a bit of a liability, a little much for everyone at times. Gracie often speaks fluent Lebanese, can play a musical instrument or two. She shouldn't be left alone in the candle aisle or the whole stock will be gone.

All in all if you're lucky enough to have a Gracie as a friend, don't be dumb enough to annoy her everyday and scare her away.

Wow she's such a Gracie.
I wish I was friends with Gracie
Gracie get out of the candle aisle
Not again Gracie!

by Corbette23345346t3 April 8, 2020