GI Joe Slap 

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."

Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.

GI Joe Slap by Agora March 25, 2008

gi joe 

government issue joe.

the standard model the U.S. government issues foreign nations in case of war.

He is a regular gi joe, currently kicking ass in Iraq

gi joe by GI JOE August 28, 2003

gi joe 

an army man toy my 4 year old brother loves.

"imma buy me that g.i. joe!"

gi joe by caitlin reed January 4, 2005

Gi-Joe 

Being flat down there.

You have a Gi-Joe.

Gi-Joe by Redpengu January 8, 2009

GI Joe Time 

enter the trenches..under heavy influence (alcohol), and dominate and penetrate the target (ho's)

We went to the club and prepared ourselves for GI JOE TIME because there were so many girls up in here!

GI Joe Time by swiftkick February 9, 2006

gi joe 

The male form of "Barbie."

I didn't play with Barbies...no, I was a real man, and I played with GI Joe's!Guess what??? THEY'RE STILL DOLLS!

gi joe by Sexy biyatch April 16, 2003

gi joe 

verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.

Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:

Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.

gi joe by spokmage May 30, 2007