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My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.
I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.
by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013
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g/g/b

G/G/B stands for Girls/Girls/Boys, off of Panic! at the Disco's album, Too Weird To Live, Too Rare to Die. In the music video, Brendon Urie (the lead singer) is almost naked.
Dude, g/g/b is such a good song.
by Northern Down-whore April 16, 2014
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T.G.G.E

Short for 'Thank God Google Exists'
Guy 1: What's a meme?

Guy 2: A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning referring to a particular phenomenon or theme.

Guy 1: That will do

Guy 2: T.G.G.E
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G G allin

G G Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin - seriously! I can't make that kinda shit up!) is a legendary punk rocker who died before he got famous but lived after he got infamous. G G who played the most with the backing band the Scumfuc's, performed shows that made the original Sex Pistols look like a fucking Captain and Tenneil concert. His concerts can be considered the last true expression of rock & roll as a form of complete and total rebellion, because he left pretty much nothing out of his performances other than murder or suicide (which he promised on stage but never delivered due to dying a couple months before the proposed 'suicide show'.

His shows, which rarely lasted longer than a few songs, were punctuated by the absolute worst behavior possible. A short list of antics performed by Allin include taking laxatives before concerts, shitting on stage and throwing it into the crowd and/or himself, eating his own feces on stage, forcing himself to vomit, stripping completely naked bending over and shoving the microphone up his ass and then punching himself in the gut, and on one occasion clenching the mic, wrapping the mic cord around his fist and bashing his own front teeth out with the microphone (he could only really do that stunt once, after all)

Seriously, I can't make this kinda stuff up.

Amazingly, women still found him attractive and he constantly got laid. He has a song about how bad his dick hurt after fucking a woman he knew had VD because he "just fuckin' had ta get a fuck". His longest jail sentence came from abuse charges brought by a fat chick who told him she wanted to go home with him and have him dominate her. The specifics of the case centered around G G fucking the chick until she passed out and then waking her up by fucking her in her ass and then burning her in the arm with a cigarette. His only comment at the trial was "I guess she wasn't as into it as i was."

He died in 1993. He overdosed, if ya can believe it. He was what's great with America. This is my essay.
Dude 1: Goddamn it, i'm gonna fuck this town up like i was G G Allin tonight.

Dude 2 - I'll get the lube and some bail money
by Willis P Styles September 29, 2007
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G_G

This is the expression gg (good game) in a face.
NumbNutz: Oh wow G_G that was a lucky shot
Fried Duck: yea yea gg
by NumbNutz November 7, 2006
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A.A.G.G.

initials that follow one's full name to indicate that he is an "All Around Good Guy."

one can earn A.A.G.G. status by living a life abundant in happiness, loyalty, friendship, and general ass-kickery.

females are excluded from receiving this honorary distinction on general principle.
Adam Snyder, M.D.

Ryan Solomon, Ph.D.

Pavan Hari, J.D.

Ryan Watanabe, A.A.G.G.
by papa doc March 1, 2008
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F.A.G.G.O.T.

F.A G.G.O.T.

F_ucks
A_ll
G_uys
G_irls
O_r
T_ransgender

Person/s without sexual hang ups.
Equal Opportunity Fuckers.
F.A.G.G.O.T.

(Dude). Hey Monster! Are you gay Bro?

(Monster). " Not even close Dude. I'm a

F.A.G G.O.T. An Equal Opportunity Fucker."
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