Fondling Father

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

fatherus missingus

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators

cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

by anti cringe club March 29, 2022

Father Joseph

The last hit of a bowl.

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!

by FJ Himself October 3, 2013

father figure

something that i don’t have !

someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.

by kk :)) August 11, 2022

Father Allen

Father Allen is the greatest band teacher of all. He is not only a band teacher, but a god. You are truly blessed if you are lucky enough to be his student. “music is my religion,” Father Allen once said. Praise you father Allen!

I have never heard a band better than Father Allen’s

by that’s wack. October 11, 2019

fatherjemar

A term for when someone gets their meat leak or when they get something correct

"OH NO! He pulled a Fatherjemar!"

by TheMigger February 24, 2022

Fatherless

Having no father

"I have no dad"

''You're fatherless"

by Adarianis August 29, 2021