Furp

N.- A fart burp hybrid created when one person burps into another persons asshole and it comes back out as a fart.
V.- The action of passing the hybrid burp/fart gasses of a furp through your asshole.

1)Hey bro! Burp in my asshole so we can make a furp!
2) Burp in my asshole so I can furp in your face bitch.
3)Somebody burped in my asshole a few hours ago and I really need to furp.

by Anonymous757 March 16, 2013

Furp

When you erupt from both sides at the same time.

Person 1: I just furped.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by edp4452 July 29, 2020

Furp

To almost burp after eating but the burp goes back inside and does not become a burp after all, so the burp fails.

Andy tried to burp, but he ended up just to furp that.

by True1 April 15, 2009

Furp

(ferp) Noun. The process of holding in a fart and it backfires back into your intestines to be expelled with even greater force.

Man, I just furped. Everyone has 3 minutes to clear the room!

by Füktard January 30, 2009

Furp

n. a term at VMI in which a freshmen rat at VMI that looks good.

Acroymn for Fresh Rat Pussy

There goes some Furp I would like to hit

by Noneya1312 January 27, 2009

Super Furp

Mix between all possible ways a gas can leave your body, simultaneously. (fart, burp, hiccup, etc.)

Jimbob- WHOA!!!!!
RayRay- what?
Jimbob- Dude i just uncanned a super furp
RayRay- ouch

by Strong Island Kid February 25, 2010

Furp Derpler

A Furp Derpler is one whom takes great pleasure in crop dusting and waiting for the victim to be overcome

You are a real Furp Derpler for cracking that rat and waiting for me to smell it.

by Millsbilly Bobert November 14, 2020