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See murph. A female form of a murph.
- note - very rare
Jane is a furph which means she loves to sniff panties, toilet seats and asses
Furph by Murph McGirt December 9, 2003
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A furphy, or the abbreviation of furph, is Australian slang for a rumour, or an erroneous or improbable story.

An original FurphyThe word is derived from water carts made by a company established by John Furphy: J. Furphy & Sons of Shepparton, Victoria. Many Furphy water carts were used to take water to Australian Army personnel during World War I. The carts, with "J. Furphy & Sons" written on their tanks, became popular as gathering places where soldiers could exchange gossip, rumours and fanciful tales.

It is possible that the word was also influenced by John Furphy's equally prominent brother, the popular 19th century Australian author, Joseph Furphy (1843-1913). However, Joseph was generally published under the pseudonym "Tom Collins".

Originally it was synonymous with "rumour" and "scuttlebutt", but the modern meaning (especially in Australian politics) is "an irrelevant or minor issue raised to specifically divert attention away from the real issue".

This definition is from Wikipedia.com
"I heard that the Australian military accepts criminials in lieu of them serving their sentence" "Nah mate, that's just an old furph"
Furph by AleeshaS July 7, 2007
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furchina 

slang.

A safe term for a vagina, a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora.
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Further beyond

Phrase made popular by Mark (markiplier) on Unus Annus when challenging himself to push his limits
Often said very dramatically
Mark: "This is what it means .. to go even further beyond!"
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Bob: AHHHHH!
Joe: What?
Bob: i saw a mascot walk by
Joe: You must have FuriPhobia
Furiphobia by Leafman April 19, 2009
Furcha is a slang word combining the common phrase "for sure" with a loose reference to "cha" (slang for yea). The beauty of "furcha" is that it combines three words that would normally take up too much room with a positively mellifluous result. Alternatives include: furche, furcheez, cha, furchur
Shaunasia: Hey Boo, I know you wanna go to the crib tonight?
Wilton: Aw, furcha!
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furtherwhichs'more 

a word that makes what you're saying totally believable and undermines the other person's perception of sanity and life itself.
Teacher: I can't accept your child into our school, she scored Zero on her entrance exam...
Parent : what edumfication y'all be givin if y'all so smart in the first place, furtherwhichs'more, how diverse y'all be y'all aint got no dumbs?
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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