furgle

(verb)

1. to masturbate a man by jerking off his penis, OR if you are a man, to masturbate. women do not furgle, nor are they furgled.

2. to putter around loudly and ungracefully, making a lot of noise. to rumble around.

1. "I just spent all of friday night watching porn and furgling."

2. "Is dad home?"
"Yeah, I can hear him furgling around."

by leecon March 30, 2005

Fudglet

Can be inadvertently mistaken for a smudglet, but don't get the two confused! A fudglet is a gooey, thick, but relatively dry version of the smudglet. The fudglet is not wet, but resembles a fudge brownie so definately, don't get them confused.

"Hey, who threw the fudge in the toilet?" "Man that's not fudge, that's a fudglet!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Fudglet String

See Fudglet. A stringy form of of fudglets, bound together to be viewed as a ropelike formation. Annoying and can cause complete GI backup.

Damn man, you had a chain of fudglet strings a mile long!

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

FungleTussen

FungleTussen or FungleTuss is a improper name for a new form of Chlamydia, not to be confused with FungleTussy. The medical term for FungleTussen is belymphogranulum venereum or LGV. Most times it is a derogative statement to guys or girls that seems repugnant, revolting, or just plain nasty.

Dang, that gurl be lookin' like she gots the FungleTussen.

Dude, the girl you slept with last night has the Tuss, you might want to get that checked..

by SecretAsianMan:3 April 15, 2011

fungletard

A portmanteau of bungle, fucker, and retard. It means all of these, but it is an insult greater than the sum of its parts.

“Billy spilled a whole bucket of hummus, but then ate it off the floor. What a fungletard.”

by Lungeye April 7, 2019

Fuglet

Fuckin ugly gross looking ever tenacious

You're a motherfuckin fuglet looking pig

by Athanasiaa March 23, 2022

funglet

A sexy girl who likes to arouse the male psychy without realizing it

My wife is such a funglet

by PoorAndNeedy July 1, 2022