futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007

Futon World

A magical place that becomes less comfortable over time.

Futon World is not a good place to live for an extended period of time.

by stratfx300 September 25, 2007

Thug Futon

Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.

Yo dawg whatcha drinkin?

Yo this is my Thug Futon.

by Da man Bo Jengles January 2, 2012

Futon Pooper

The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.

Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!

by Footsie PJ April 4, 2011

motorcycle futon fuck

A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.

Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.

by nick'n'johnny January 18, 2006

Fupandectomy

Refers to the removal of the FUPA by way of surgery. This surgery is popular with the middle aged ladies due to the fact it makes you 10x more attractive. No matter how much a Fupandectomy cost, its well worht the price

"Ms Moss, you need a Fupandectomy, yo' FUPA is just getting out of control."
"Ms Moss, you need to call my dad and make an appointment to have a Fupandectomy, your FUPA is distracting me from my schoolwork"

by billith February 15, 2005