Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
by P2P narco May 8, 2019
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Often funancial decisions involve others, to be funancially responsible fun should not begotten at the expense of someone that cannot defend themselves.
Funancial independence should be everyone’s goal, unfortunately it will not allow one to retire.
Often funancial decisions involve others, to be funancially responsible fun should not begotten at the expense of someone that cannot defend themselves.
Funancial independence should be everyone’s goal, unfortunately it will not allow one to retire.
Going to Las Vegas (from Chicago) on 3 hours notice is not a good idea financially, funancially it is mandatory.
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Get the funnierestnever mug.Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
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Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006
Get the funnel cake sundae mug.Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."
Person 1: "I'd hit it."
Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."
Person 1: "I'd hit it."
Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 14, 2008
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