funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

by champion of friendship July 1, 2011

funnel cakes

a male who demonstrates homosexual tendencies, but who is in reality heterosexual

He looks like a funnel cake in those asspants.

by Donald Kelipse Johnson May 6, 2005

funnel cake

When a woman is really hot. But, her face is always sticky...

Dude, that chick is hot, and she loves to give head, what a funnel cake.

by Lutreyxos June 22, 2008

funnel cake

same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked

my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

funnel cake sundae

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Funnel Cake

GAY PEOPLE.

Me: I hate Will Byers.
Someone: oh that little funnel cake?
Me: Yeah.

by Funnel Cake Hater June 20, 2022

burnt funnel cake

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

by capt long schlong January 26, 2010