funky monkey dance

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

by Hairy Monkey April 29, 2006

Funky Monkey

Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!

I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.

by billclay October 6, 2009

Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew May 13, 2005

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

Funky Monkey

the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants

i had to pay $100 an 8th for some funky monkey, but it sure was worth it

by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009