firestone highschool

A high school where people smoke weed

Hey bro you going to that Firestone highschool? I hear they smoke weed

by Mr. Householder January 24, 2018

Shelby Firestone

the sexiest person alive

OH. MY. GOD. Shelby Firestone is SOOOOOOO sexy

by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022

Filthy Funston

Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his picks turned in or to set his lineup.

That Filthy Funston is fucking us again. Has anybody heard from Funston? Do you know Funston's phone number.Tell funston to pull his head out of his ass and join us in the real world.

by Rick Schell November 6, 2007

Firestone

When you go to take a piss right after sexual intercourse and it burns like a motherfucker!

You: What the fuck are you screaming about man?

Me: HOLYASSFUCKINGMOSES I JUST LAID A BITCH OUT AND NOW MY PISS BURNS LIKE SHAT!

You: Ah...the ol' firestone ey?

by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

Freestone

Is the act of canceling out the coolness of your first name. And leaving you with negative coolness.

The girl thought her first name was cool, but she was freestonered and discovered this was infact not the case.

by SophL:) April 2, 2011

Funston Challenge

A competition in which two or more athletes attempt to eat their own body weight in deep-fried, artery-clogging food.
The winner is the last competitor who eats the most, or in the event of a tie, is the quickest finisher. Salad results in
Immediate disqualification.

two people attempting to each consume a five pound burger with fries is a Funston Challenge.

by Bbug January 25, 2013

Finestined

When you tell your deepest secret to a friend and she posts it on her twitter account to get likes

Told Tina about my adventure with Ben and Tom last night and she finestined me

by WakeupKall October 5, 2018