Funeral Family

Family that you are related to usually through blood but never see or talk to until there is a death in the family.

My Grandmother just passed away and we are planning the funeral. I guess it's time to notify the funeral family.

by FL578 November 18, 2012

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

fundagelical

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.

James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.

by anonymous April 21, 2005

funday

a day of the working week where you choose to not work,kick back and relax. funday can replace any day of the week you want.

'tomorrows defo gonna be a funday

by trolotron May 13, 2014

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview

that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008

fundage

Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.

I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.

by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009

toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.

Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"

by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017