Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

Fumping

When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking

Stop fumping on my dick

by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011

Flumpkin

The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.

My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.

by Bill U. January 23, 2007

Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009

fumking

Autocorrect changes fucking to fumking on my best friends phone so we figured it needed a definition. We thought of fumbling so decided it should mean sloppy drunk sex. Like you’re fumbling around trying to hook up. Fumking!

After the bar last night we were so hammered we were fumking around for like an hour.

by Likethebeach October 20, 2019

frumpkin

males oral pleasure while taking a shit!

your dad loves giving frumpkins!

by potnija00 March 4, 2003

flumpkin

the female version of the blumpkin

"I was giving this chick a flumpkin and she shit all over my eye."

by slaytrain69 November 2, 2008