fume-dog

To be absolutely fucking fuming but you're so off the scale of fuming that you are fume-dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.

Joseph : *says something in Spanish*

Ross : *Replies in Spanish*

Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*

Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely

Everyone : FUME-DOG

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007

Pre-fume

When a women wears so much perfume you can smell it long before the she gets anywhere near you.

"That girl had on so much pre-fume you could smell her from across the street."

by I Am Warthog August 10, 2009

poo fumes

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.

"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."

by gangstahippo January 2, 2013

pussy fumes

the unpleasant smell on one's fingers or penis after inserting them into an unclean or funky smelling vagina, or smelled just by putting one's face too close to or actually on it

"I went over to the girl's place, and we got into it. Once I got home, I realized I needed to wipe down my steering wheel because it smelled of pussy fumes."

by highlyopinionated July 20, 2013