fumbling

to grope any private parts.

Fumbling: a sport played by pirates, lumberjacks and people from Brighton

"why doest thou fumble with my....." William Shakespeare, from his amazing play 'the bum fumblers'

by Bill Speareshaker November 22, 2003

Fumbling

To say something on facebook that you would normally mumble under your breath.

Hey did you see what she said on facebook after you chewed her out at the party? Naw. That girl is always fumbling.

by shadowdragon3050 April 01, 2015

The fumble

A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.

"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!"
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."

by teenez69er August 22, 2014

Fumbled

The act of buying something when you do not have the financial means to buy such item.

Guy: Bro, I fumbled some jeans and a pair of earrings for my girlfriend today :(
Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??

by zklu June 19, 2019

fumble

when smoking in a cipher, the blunt/joint/bowl is dropped by the person next in turn

Mike passes E the blunt after taking his toke

E's finger slips and drops the blunt

Mike: "Damn nigga, you tryin to lead the league in fumbles this season huh?"

by man54 November 10, 2009

Fumble

1. Ugly Female that doesn't even truly know she is ugly.

2. Super busted female that is in a public place looking something terrible.

3. Also could refer to those good looking girls who can dress well or maintain themselves or hygiene.

" Ugh, you see that girl over there, She's a FUMBLE. "

"(Riding in car, then you see an ugly girl on the streets, you say) FUMBLE!!!! Stay in doors."

by Money 92 July 11, 2009

Fumble

When you poop standing up and it falls down your pant leg on the floor like a loose football.

"Did you hear that Jeff fumbled at the wedding? Right on the dance floor and then left."

by Mister Cleans March 01, 2021