Flass

When you floss your teeth with hair you acquire whilst eating ass.

I only had time to eat ass or floss so I flassed

by Tastygumdrops March 6, 2015

Fuqasses

Large and horrifying, yet attractive beast of a man. Of Icelandic and Fijian descent. Most know for his aggression and brief run in the MLB. He was the first player to be known to use his genitals instead of a baseball bat. A few short weeks later he was banned from the MLB after eating David Eckstein, Fuqasses claims he thought David was a baby. It was found out that after the incident, Ecksteins wife had since fallen in love with Ivanno and Fuqasses proceeded to have children with her then eat said children.
He now returned to the woods of Iceland when he eats stray babies and hits rocks with his junk to practice for the world baseball classic.

Be careful out there, or the magnificent locks of Fuqasses will eat your kids.

by Ivanno March 15, 2011

Flassing

1.flossing one's ass.

2.To floss an ass.

"Robin likes to Flass his mom"

"Where is Sanders? He's flassing"

"Sure am Glad I'm not flassing....like Robin is in the Gazebo...with his mom"

by Cyrus224 October 13, 2005

flassy

An Adjective to describe someone who is both fly and classy

Derek and Nick were looking flassy last night at Brigit's party

by Derek Beaupre February 2, 2008

Flass

n. 1. an idiotic or lazy person who has not lived up to expectations. 2. some guy who is a disappointment. 3. originating from “flaccid,” flass refers to a person who cannot get an erection. 4. a big sweaty geesh hole
vb. flassing, flassed, flassing-out, flassed-out 5. to not get involved 6. to be absent at the annoyance of others. 7. to have your manhood sagging lifelessly at the opportune moment.
adj. flassy. 8. without interest or enthusiasm 9. sluggish; inactive; droopy; languid

flastic, flastic-modulus, flassability

Due to other commitments keeping him out of town, Adam was branded as a massive flass by his house-mates.

Through ridiculous amounts of flanging around Taz’s highly flastic personality converted to a flassed-out phallus.

Franco is such a flassy flass!

by TLJ May 16, 2007

Fuglass

A combined word between fugly and uglyass.

Kylie Jenner is not a diva comepared to the other fuglass Kardashians.

by scrub R us December 20, 2017

Fulaisha

I am the real Fulaisha. My mom was going to name me Ashley but thought it was "too basic", so she made this thing up. Fulaisha hates it when Grammarly and Google Docs try to auto-correct her name. A lot of people cannot pronounce this name properly. Fulaisha goes by Aisha. She also tells strangers that her name is Sabrina because that was the first thing that popped up in her mind.

Probably no one is going to see this definition of Fulaisha. Also, if you think you know me in real life, pretend you dont.

by asdfghjkloneswipe August 30, 2022