Harboring a Fugitive

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.

"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

fugit

whatever; i don't care; who cares

"Dude, I think I still owe you a buck from the other night."
"Ahh... fugit."

by frye January 4, 2006

Fugitive Sex

Two people with felony warrants having sex while running from the law.

Want to some fugitive sex?

by sugarlips6988 May 15, 2019

Fugitale

To take off one’s sweater

I just fugitaled and now I am cold.

by NotKnown20 January 19, 2020

Trempus Fugit

All the time the US is loosing while having Trump as POTUS
Time flees, but with Trump it flees twice as fast.

- Hey did the man signed us out of the "Clean Power Plan"?
- Yes, we will need to wait for someone else to solve this problem, Trempus Fugit

by Lorenzo_Lamas February 15, 2018

Fugitis

Getting smooches from your puppy causes Fugitis, side affects include sore throat, coughing, and lack of mobility.

My dog gave me a bad case of Fugitis recently.

by Hsjsmsjehmwjah September 12, 2014

fugitivery

the act of being a fugitive, mixed with some tomfoolery.

Allie's fugitivery got her kicked out of the library, because she owed them fifty dollars in fines as well as laughed at the librarians working there.

by Ha-na-nah January 13, 2011