puckulence

the act of squeezing your anus shut in order not to experience flatulence

My attempt at puckulence failed and everyone in the elevator looked at me.

by miss noname March 15, 2009

fuckience

1) the ambience of fuckness
2) the atmosphere of fuckitude

My date is coming over, i need to set the fuckience.

the fuckience of the room increases your own fuckulence.

by i knows May 13, 2010

fuckulent

(noun) - an individual that can last very long without any sexual intercourse

Sarah is such a fuckulent - I don't think she's had a boyfriend in ages.

by freezing124 April 11, 2017

FUCKULANCE

The velocity at which someone can fuck something up.
OR what you say to your friend Lance when he really pisses you off.

the fuckulance that Bill displayed on the Dormer account was unrivaled, Don't ya think?

by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Fuckulent

A plant of the succulent variety that is made of plastic or “fake”.

Should I water your plants? No don’t bother. They are fuckulents.

by Bigdogbiglog June 9, 2021

devour feculence

Eat shit.

Devour feculence. It means "eat shit," Mr. Drummond.

by eelbucket March 14, 2025