Fuckuled

To be extremely screw or fucked in any given situation.

I'm so fuckuled. My mom walked in on me and colin having the hottest sex of our entire lives.

by Drewlina June 16, 2007

fuckpuppet

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

Fucktape

A pornographic recording, mainly used in reference to pornography on a VCR tape.

Woman: "Stop watching that fucktape while we make love"
Man: "Maybe if we fucked instead of made love then I wouldn't have a need to watch the fucktape""

by Strumpet November 8, 2007

Fuckulent

Description of somebody with whom you have had a really delicious, juicy fuck.

I scored with Jane last night. She was completely fuckulent

by Bagger S July 30, 2007

fucktup

Totally screwed up! Because your life is a mess and you are lost in your mind. Or something that is fucktup, a machine or your oldish car that doesn't work properly.

His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucktup!

I'm fucktup

My car is fucktup, neva mind

by kahanui August 13, 2007

fucktual

the mutual act of fucking one another over; mutual fuckery

"yeah, i fucked him over -- but only after he fucked me over; it was fucktual"

by emutongues April 22, 2009

Fucktuate

when you fluctuate sexual positions, from ok, to great, then back to ok again, usually within the span of about 5 minutes.

Man, i'm getting tired of the old positions, you wanna fucktuate tonight?

by Drim498 July 17, 2010