fuckstick

one who has all the qualities of a dumbass and will defend his convictions, even when proven wrong by others

JC, you are a fuckstick and a shrimp fucker.

by Trevor April 1, 2004

fuckstick

A moron;a person who is accustomed to being a 'sugardaddy' without benefit of a sexual relationship. Usually of the endomorphic type; withdrwawn and brooding.

Jeffro is a major fuckstick, and he obviously can't find his asshole with both hands and a funnel.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

fuckstick

Literal: A dildo or vibrator

Slang: A foolish person, someone easily used by another to suit their own purposes, excessively gullible; a dullard or dimwit.

I can't believe you paid sticker price for that car, you fuckstick.

by Mark Jurado May 1, 2003

fuckstick

Nick Rodriguez

Nick, you're a fuckstick

by elboss November 6, 2012

fuckstick

"Any object resembling a rod of some sort which can be shoved into any orifice of a person deserving of such a violation, so long as the shoving into the orifice causes significant pain."

"Abner Louima took that fuckstick from the cops very deep."

by cleetus joe-willy-bob October 4, 2004

fuckstick

a wang, schlong, peeper, cock, dick, weiner, penis, stick, joystick etc. you know the rest

jimmys fuckstick looks like he was screwing around corners

by larry the cable guy June 25, 2004

fuckstick

A person who doesn't have a fucken clue

You're a fuckstick. The fucken fuckstick really fucked up this time.

by Allllllllll April 25, 2007